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Hilarious but Scary Quotes from Liberals

September 27, 2014

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Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) wonders if Guam will tip over by adding troops: Guam.

Ezekiel Emanuel (architect of ObamaCare) said human life after age 75 is worthless (“leeches and takers”): Leeches.

Al Gore (almost President) said he created the Internet and predicted the north polar ice cap would be gone by 2014: Internet and North Pole.

Bill Clinton (actually WAS President): “It depends on what the meaning of the word is is”: Is is.

Nancy Pelosi (speaker of the House) said we have to pass the Health Care bill to find out what is in it: Discovery.

John Conyers (Chairman of House Judiciary Committee) wonders why anyone would read the Health Care bill: Blind Fold Me.

B. Hussein Obama (commander in chief) said that understanding human life in the womb is “above my pay grade”: Pay Grade

B. Hussein Obama (liar in chief) said that with ObamaCare your premiums will drop 3,000 percent: Magic

Rosie O’Donnel (entertainer) says not to fear terrorists, they’re just mom’s and dads: Really?

Anthony Weiner (pervert Congressman) thanked his parents for his moral values: That Really Is My Name.

Maxine Waters (D-CA) would nationalize every every oil company and thinks Sharia Law is compatible with U.S. Law: Just Like Venezuela and Ignorant.

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) says border crisis is not a national security threat, but Rodney King was a “great philosopher”: Border and Rodney.

Congressional Black Caucus recommended Sheila Jackson Lee as next Homeland Security Secretary: Safety First.

Jeh Johnson (Homeland Security Secretary) said that granting amnesty will encourage terrorists to come forward: Turn Themselves In.

Sheryl Crow (musician/environmentalist) wants to put a limit on sheets of toilet paper used: Toilet Training.

Whoopi Goldberg (The View hostess) said Roman Polanski’s sin was not “rape-rape”: Rape Rape.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (son of former Attorney General) calls for jailing climate change skeptics: Muzzle ‘Em.

Marion Barry (druggie mayor of DC) said that aside from the murders, DC has a low crime rate (and other marvelous things): Murder Ain’t a Crime.

Ed Schultz (liberal commentator) encourages liberals to vote more than once: Cheat.

Michelle Obama (lunchroom policewoman) was never proud of her country before her husband got elected: Patriot.

Michael Bloomberg (soft drink policeman of New York) tried to get big soft drinks banned in New York, apparently forgetting that customers could just buy two drinks instead of one: Oh Please!

Joe Biden (Vice President)—too many funny comments to count: Bidenisms.

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